Dear Perfect Stranger: Please Don’t Touch My Kid

You’ve seen them, the perfectly chiseled abs with great muscle tone, the larger-than-life Greek marble statues, most famously, Michelangelo’s David statue. Among the many iconic features, there’s one thing all these Renaissance statues have in common — no, not the starkly naked part, but the perfectly curly hair. For better or for worse, my two-and-half-year-old…

New Dad Belly

I laugh now because I remember taking this baby announcement photo with me exaggerating my “belly.” Since then, I’ve actually grown a bona fide dad belly — oh no! Seriously, though, I can’t fit some of my old pants and it’s slightly embarrassing. Also, pretty sure this is why sweat pants were invented. As I…